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licking slowly up your spine
and a twitching in the nethers
Created on 2001-08-06 01:26:07 (#294382), last updated 2009-11-19
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Basic Info| Name: | das weiner klitten |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 12-19 |
| Website: | underworld |
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tailchaser@livejournal.com Biouhm.............
something something.
i post stuff sometimes.
fridays i post cute animals...because it makes me happy.
other days i post polls about eating habits, sex and poop.
i giggle at bad puns and dirty jokes. i am smushy and cynical.
friends only...mostly....something
if you want to be added leave a comment...maybe if you say something interesting maybe i'll add you...but maybe i won't.
"A burnt child loves the fire"
Oscar Wilde
There was young lady obsessed with the ass
With pictures of monkeys engaged in the crass
With a love of the lewd
And the images nude
By herself, in a rather weird class.
-written for me by the talented![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
northbard
something something.
i post stuff sometimes.
fridays i post cute animals...because it makes me happy.
other days i post polls about eating habits, sex and poop.
i giggle at bad puns and dirty jokes. i am smushy and cynical.
friends only...mostly....something
if you want to be added leave a comment...maybe if you say something interesting maybe i'll add you...but maybe i won't.
| my modelling page. warning artistic nudes of myself |
"A burnt child loves the fire"
Oscar Wilde
There was young lady obsessed with the ass
With pictures of monkeys engaged in the crass
With a love of the lewd
And the images nude
By herself, in a rather weird class.
-written for me by the talented
northbard ConnectInterests (140):
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